Great truths About growing old!

1. It is Mandatory; growing UPO is optional! 2.Foreget the health food. I neede all the perservatives I can get. 3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while your down there. 4. You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from rocking in your rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster ride. 5. Its frustrating when you know all the answers, nobody bothers to ask you any questions. 6. Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy bueatician! 7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.