Apr 23, 2010

Things That Should be Punishable by DEATH!!

We all know these idiots and the stupid things they do. They may make you cringe and later punch a wall in rage.

They may make you laugh or cry and storm off.

Some of these twits are aware of their crime, others not so much. This is a forum to discuss these atrocities then convict them of their heinous crimes against humanity.

1) Assholes who put cologne/perfume on before they work out.

2) Losers who order a double cheeseburger and a diet coke

3) Anyone who's ever uttered the phrase "do you know who i am?"

4) Clowns who wear a hockey jersey to game in which their team isn't even playing eg: rocking a Canucks jersey to a Flames v Oilers game

5) Knobs who put spoilers on piece of shit cars

6) Airheads who can't figure out how to use a debit machine especially with a line behind them

7) Militant Vegans

8) Assholes who wear sunglasses inside nightclubs

9) Meter Reader Rent a cops

10) Softheads who come to complete stop at a Yield sign

11) Anyone over the age of 30 who has a earring

12) Guys who barley pitch in on the tab and never leave tip money

13) Taxi drivers on their cell phone while your inside

14) Meatheads all steroided up wearing a kids size medium t- shirt outside

15) Chicks with Muffin tops in baby T's

16) Anyone wearing a Leather Ball Cap

17) Anyone with a moustache that isn't a cop, soldier, lumberjack, french villian or gay-bar owner.

18) People who wear blue-tooths while not on their phone

19) White sneakers and black socks

20) People who golf more than once a week

21) Idiots who get "I am Canadian" tattoos

22) Hippies who ride bicycles instead of vehicles for the environment

23) Full grown men wearing WWF T shirts

24) Welfare cases who roll their own cigarettes

25) Clowns who ride crotch rockets in groups of ten like they were real Bikers

26) Any "player" wearing a fanny pack or man purse

27) Blind people who wear vertical striped dress shirts and horizontal striped ties together

28) Drunks who puke in bars, cabs, your floor, on you etc

29) Softball guy who thinks he's in the Major Leagues

30) Strippers who talk while dancing

31) People who camp more than twice a year

32) Drones who religiously watch reality television

33) Anyone who plays Badminton and is not in gym class

34) Fools who tear open boxes in grocery stores to look inside

35) Rollerblader's over the age of 6 who still wear helmets

37) Idiots who talk loudly on buses or c trains

38) People who put tip jars out with little sayings on them like " tipping is not only a city in China"

39) Pricks who hold doors open for you even though your sixty feet away causing you to walk faster

40) Geeks who ride Bicycles on the road like its a car then cut you off and give you the finger

41)People actually want their penny back when its $3.99

Apr 10, 2010

Confuscious say.............

Mar 31, 2010

Mar 8, 2010

I know..I know...I know

I know I have ben slacking on this blog and often I come back with my its ben real busy routine and I dont know how some of you find time to keep your blog going so continuosly. I have three boys and a part time job and a business to run. I feel like I scamper for time. I love my blog and I love to hear from all of you I just wish there was a less time consuming way to keep this interesting rather than the things I get texted or emailed. Please give me tips on how to have a blog survive the day in and day outs of everyday life.  I appreciate you advice. Also would like some inut on how this blog is doing in regards to interest and design. Thank You Again!

Feb 27, 2010


How do you know its love?

1: You know your in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

2: Love isnt about love the perfect person ..its about loveing the imperfect person perfectly

 The truth is we walk away to see who follows, we cry to see who will be there to wipe away the tears and we let our heart be broken to see who will fix it.

Love is bueatiful when not filled with unlovely things, expectations and demands.

Feb 23, 2010

True or not True?? How do you choose!

Last friday 2-12-10 a 14 yr old boy was shot 6 times by his step dad. The boy was protecting his 2 yr old sister, in whom the step dad was atempting to rape. The young girl was not harmed, bc of that young mans courage & loyalty to his sister. The mom was at work during this time. The 14 yr old boy is now fighting for his life, and the doctors say he will not make it unless he has this life saveing surgery.

My text also says that forwarding this will get this boy his surgery. The telephone company will pay for it ect ect if its forwarded so many times. Now as you can see some of my readers find this to be a joke. But the truth is theres no proof thats its real or fake so how can you choose not to forward it in the meer simpe chance that is real and this boy vould truely exist in this situation and needs or help. If oyu can live with yourself knowing that it could be true and not forward it then more power to you...Me on the other hand I know there are thing like this that happen in the world and unless you can prove its fake im not willing to play with someone elses baby or life.

Feb 21, 2010

Truthful and Lifefull

First, I was dying 2 finish my high school start college then I was dying 2 finish college start working. Then I was dying 2 marry haue & then I was dying 2 have my children grow old enough so I could go back 2 work but then I was dying 2 retire now I'm dying.....& suddenly I forgot 2 live. Please don't let this happen 2 you, Appreciate your current situation enjoy each day..old friend

Feb 18, 2010

Feb 13, 2010

My first gift in over 6 i doin somehting wrong

My husband used to give me great sweetness all the time and as life has happened and the rough roads we have been thru it has ben years snce he has even acknowledged my birthday, our anniversary,christmas for me,valentines day ect ect. I dont know what this means but im not stupid guess i coud figure it out. I do thigs for him all the time even if its just to say hapy birthday or year i was later than usuall with his birthday greeting and he wasnt happy but im suppose to be okay with never getting even a word of love on these days. what does this mean?

Feb 9, 2010

Feb 3, 2010

Pay it forward

My name is Ashley Heath. I have a two year old son who is missing. His name is aden cole heath. He has light brown hair and blue eyes. I know texts travel fast so im asking people to forward this. His grandma took him from tennesse a few days ago at 3 am. Shes driving a green explorer with harley davidson stickers on it. Please forward this and pray, im begging you. This is real, its police record

Jan 8, 2010

What is the world coming to!!

If u cross the north Korean border illegally u get 12 years hard labor...if u cross Iranian border illegally u get detained indefinitly....cross the Afghan border u get shot ....cross the Saudi border u will be jailed .....cross the Chinese border u will never be heard from again....cross the Venezuelan border u will b branded a spy and your fate sealed...cross the Cuban border u will b thrown n prison to rot.....however ..cross the U.S. border illegally...u get a job, a drivers license, a social security card, welfare benefits, food stamps, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a new house, free education, free healthcare, the right to vote, and all without speaking a word of english.....makes ya think a little bit huh?

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