Things That Should be Punishable by DEATH!!

We all know these idiots and the stupid things they do. They may make you cringe and later punch a wall in rage.

They may make you laugh or cry and storm off.


Some of these twits are aware of their crime, others not so much. This is a forum to discuss these atrocities then convict them of their heinous crimes against humanity.


1) Assholes who put cologne/perfume on before they work out.


2) Losers who order a double cheeseburger and a diet coke


3) Anyone who's ever uttered the phrase "do you know who i am?"


4) Clowns who wear a hockey jersey to game in which their team isn't even playing eg: rocking a Canucks jersey to a Flames v Oilers game


5) Knobs who put spoilers on piece of shit cars


6) Airheads who can't figure out how to use a debit machine especially with a line behind them


7) Militant Vegans


8) Assholes who wear sunglasses inside nightclubs


9) Meter Reader Rent a cops


10) Softheads who come to complete stop at a Yield sign


11) Anyone over the age of 30 who has a earring


12) Guys who barley pitch in on the tab and never leave tip money


13) Taxi drivers on their cell phone while your inside


14) Meatheads all steroided up wearing a kids size medium t- shirt outside


15) Chicks with Muffin tops in baby T's


16) Anyone wearing a Leather Ball Cap


17) Anyone with a moustache that isn't a cop, soldier, lumberjack, french villian or gay-bar owner.


18) People who wear blue-tooths while not on their phone


19) White sneakers and black socks


20) People who golf more than once a week


21) Idiots who get "I am Canadian" tattoos


22) Hippies who ride bicycles instead of vehicles for the environment


23) Full grown men wearing WWF T shirts


24) Welfare cases who roll their own cigarettes


25) Clowns who ride crotch rockets in groups of ten like they were real Bikers


26) Any "player" wearing a fanny pack or man purse


27) Blind people who wear vertical striped dress shirts and horizontal striped ties together


28) Drunks who puke in bars, cabs, your floor, on you etc


29) Softball guy who thinks he's in the Major Leagues


30) Strippers who talk while dancing


31) People who camp more than twice a year


32) Drones who religiously watch reality television


33) Anyone who plays Badminton and is not in gym class


34) Fools who tear open boxes in grocery stores to look inside


35) Rollerblader's over the age of 6 who still wear helmets


37) Idiots who talk loudly on buses or c trains


38) People who put tip jars out with little sayings on them like " tipping is not only a city in China"


39) Pricks who hold doors open for you even though your sixty feet away causing you to walk faster


40) Geeks who ride Bicycles on the road like its a car then cut you off and give you the finger


41)People actually want their penny back when its $3.99